yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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