its not stalking. its research.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk