hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Small penises have feelings too.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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