the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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