He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
