she takes plan B like it's going out of style
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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