my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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