I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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