Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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