Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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