you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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