i can't believe i had my finger in that
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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