i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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