I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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