Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Are we still banned from the library?
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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