office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
4 words: hood of his car
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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