I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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