I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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