Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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