Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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