How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize