You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
