Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i believe in u and ur pee
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