remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
i now understand why vodka