Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.