When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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