He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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