finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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