He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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