He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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