; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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