Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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