you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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