1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were trust falling into bushes
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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