On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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