it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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