every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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