Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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