He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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