is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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