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He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
being pregnant is like rehab
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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