Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I am available for nakedness
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
do nipples grow back?
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