It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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