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Kareoke will never be a sober sport
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.