I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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