Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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