Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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