You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
