I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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