And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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