So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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