I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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