I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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